Category: Craigslist
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Free Zombie Killing Music (Craigslist)
Okay, so the title only makes sense if you watched (and enjoyed) Shawn of the Dead, one of the funniest comedies to hit the theaters in years. If you have, then you’ll have a happy memory of Shawn and his buddy shuffling through crates of old albums trying to find disposable vinyl to toss at the zombies slowly shuffling toward the terrified duo.
Which had me rolling like you wouldn’t believe.
Now you can stock up on disposable albums for free, with the help of this offer coming from the Denver area on Craigslist:
FREE BOX OF ALBUMS. NEED GONE BY THIS WEEKEND. PLEASE EMAIL OF INTERESTED. FIRST COME FIRST SERVED.
For a dedicated audiophile, this probably leaves too many questions. What condition are the albums in? What does the selection look like? Is there anything in there that can be sold on Ebay for a ton of money? Fah! Looked at from the proper perspective, this is nothing other than a Zombie attack survival kit just waiting to be claimed.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Free Player Piano (Craigslist)
Fancy a slightly broken, heavy as hell player piano for the lovely price of nothing but a little time and sweat? This Washington DC Craigslist post is for you:
This is one of those player pianos that you see in the movies with the scrolly thing in the middle. May need to be tuned. Scrolly thing does not work right now, but with effort can be repaired. I do not know what is wrong, this was given to me and I do not have the time to fix it. VERY HEAVY. It took 6 skinny guys to put it into the house. The piano is free, however you must move it. It must be gone by Sunday August 26. I will not hold for anyone. The first to show up with the truck and manpower gets it. Email for times and directions.
Monday, August 20, 2007
Free Car (Craigslist)
Craigslist for San Diego has this listing for a pair of free cars.
1987 Cadilac that needs love. All original. Lost title.
Buick Century runs fine has title.
Please respond to [See original listing for contact information.]
Now, as for me, I’m always a little leery of any car being sold or given away without a title. But a free Buick Century (in, I’m sure, rough condition) can’t be bad, can it?